Jewish jokes are funny. In some cases, you don't really understand their profundity until world events instruct you. Over and over, the reaction of the Left to Donald Trump brings the following joke to mind, which I write from memory since I cannot find it on the internet.
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A young Jewish man was drafted into the army because the Tsar was going to fight the Turks, again. As the boy was getting ready to leave, his tearful mother was offering him some parting advice.
"Dear boy," she says, "don't strain yourself. Shoot a Turk, then rest a little. Shoot another Turk, then eat a snack. Shoot a Turk, then take a cup of tea..."
"But, mummy," interjected the boy, "what if the Turks shoot back at me?"
"God forbid!" Exclaimed the woman in horror. "What on earth do the Turks have against you?"
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